Why do we do that?!

Why do we insist on waiting for the right occassion to wear the raunchy little number? Stop waiting for the extra-special occasion - those days never come.....special moments just happen, they can't be planned.

start slow.....

ATTENTION KIDS : Homework: Make next Tuesday night date night (even if its just you - you're allowed to enjoy yourself on your own).....go for a walk and a frozen yogurt after your usual tuesday chicken stir fry supper. You'll see, it will actually be a 'nice' time and you'll think "that was a nice change".....and you'll sleep better that night.

TRY IT ! I DARE YOU !

This was a message from your community sh!t-disturber......

ODE TO AIR-GUITAR

Guitar = the key to the sex-filled garden of evil Rockstar = sex-magnet
Men & kickass chicks = rockstar wannabe

Air Guitar Solo = the art of feeling like a true rockstar without the fame, money or the chicks /dicks.

To all those air-guitar solo-ists out there….. I’m rooting for ya peeps! Maybe one day someone will see the true potential of this performance-art. The campaign has been started!!

Those of you who wish to sign the petition to legalize…..uhm…....legalizing…....uhm….where was I going with this??? Oh yeah, ok…I’m back :: post your comments (acts as a petition) to help fund “ODE TO AIR-GUITAR” concert! (air-drummers, air-keyboarders, etc. are all welcome…..but no lip-singing – that’s just uncool)

!!! DRUGS, SEX & ROCK’N’ROLL!!! ROCK ON B!TCHES!!