JAMAICA ME KRAZY

somtimes i pee when i laugh

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

I have the power to channel my imagination into ever soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.



























Tuesday, November 14, 2006

I'm tired of reality...I want my fairy godmother!

Thursday, November 09, 2006

...as requested!

1) A book that changed my life: don't laugh...Relationship Rescue by: Dr.Phil. It made my realize that its sometimes my fault too...then it made me realize that I did all I could do so the next logical for me was to get the fxxk out of that relationship. PROPS PHIL!

2) A book I've read more than once: Anne of Green Gables....I even have my original paperback. My favorite, imaginative, wordy, fiesty and dramatic character EVER!! I crave the day I visit Prince Edward Island to see the Anne of Green Gables shrine....and of course visit with my most missed classy lady TANIA....MISS YOU SWEETIE!!!

3) A book you'd want on a desert island: any "Natural Remedies" book....so I can cure anything without modern medicine.

4) A book that made you giddy: 1001 Ways to be Romantic....I used to ned LOTS of help in that dept...but now my old man just naturally makes me a big sap....LOVE YOU SILLY MANGO!

5) A book you wish had been written: Well, the only book I can wish for, is the one that I WILL WRITE! ...an extremely slow work-in-progress...

6) A book that wracked you with sobs: No such thing. I'm a rock. ...or maybe I haven't quite found one yet.....I smell a challenge....

7) A book you wish had never been written: I think that if someone was able to get published, even if they paid for it themselves, deserves a spot on the book shelf! It's an accomplishment....if THEY'RE happy with it, then its a success no matter what!

8) A book you are currently reading: Tommy Chong's "The I Chong - Meditations from the Joint"

9) A book you've been meaning to read: ...every book in everybook store I go into!! I love roaming the aisles, reading books covers, and debating with one will be the lucky winner of my visit....which one will come home with me this time?

10) Tag: to anyone who's willing accept a challenge! Shmamber?