I danced with myself because I hate myself.

THIS IS JUST PLAIN FUN!!! Just pick the following three things (birth month, birth date and present shirt color) and you have a fun sentence to put a smile on your face.....or to laugh at someone else :-) BBAAAAHHHAAHHAAAA!!!!!

BE SURE TO SEND ME YOUR LINE!!!!

myself : I danced with myself because I hate myself.
my old man : I loved a baseball bat because I'm sexy and I do what I want.



Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April- -I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1----a birdbath
2----a monster
3----a phone
4----a fork
5----a Mexican
6----a gangster
7----my cellhone
8----my dog
9----my best friends' boyfriend
10----my neighbor
11----my science teacher
12----a banana
13----a fireman
14----a stuffed animal
15----a goat
16----a pickle
17----your mom
18----a spoon
19----myself
20----a baseball bat
21----a ninja
22----Chuck Norris
23----a noodle
24----a squirrel
25----a football player
26----my sister
27----my brother
28----an ipod
29----a permanent marker
30----a llama
31----A homeless guy.

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White----because I'm cool like that.
Black----because that's how I roll.
Pink----because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red----because the voices told me to.
Blue----because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green----because I hate myself.
Purple----because I'm cool.
Gray----because I was drunk.
Yellow----because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange----because I hate my family.
Brown----because I was high.
Other----because I'm a ninja.
None----because I cant control myself